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Causes of Death for Some of the Great Philosophers
By Stiv Fleishman

* Thales: Drowning
* Parmenides: It wasn't anything at all
* Ockham: Cut while shaving
* Russell: Cut while being shaved by one who did not shave himself
* Descartes: Stopped thinking
* Spinoza: Substance abuse
* Leibniz: Monadnucleosis
* Darwin: Natural causes
* Hume: Unnatural causes
* Kant: Transcendental causes (although it was his own idea)
* Paley: By design
* Heidegger: By Dasein
* Meinong: Climbing accident
* Neurath: Boating accident
* G.E. Moore: By his own hand, obviously
* Sheffer: Stroke
* Sartre: Nausea
* Pascal: Became despondent after losing a wager
* Wittgenstein: Tried to see if death was an experience one lived through. (Alternate: fell off a ladder)
* Hegel: Collision with owl at dusk

"From the Editor," Ethics, Volume 104, Number 2 (January 1994), page 225.

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